Dance Hall Crashers - I Did It For The Toys

"Santa kissed me and I kissed him back, but I did it for the toys", now, c'mon who can't relate to a holiday sentiment like that? It's more than just a cutesy, irreverant holiday song that doesn't suck, it's a metaphor for life- like my job is Santa Claus and I only kiss it back for the toys (i.e. my salary). Thanks Dance Hall Crashers, you've made this and every Christmas since 1995 (when "O Come All Ye Faithful: Rock For Choice" was released) just that much more bearable.